Two And A Half Men

About the Show:

Two And A Half Men is American sitcom that follows the life of a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan and Alan’s growing son, Jake. The series stars Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt, Conchata Ferrell as Berta, Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, and Marin Hinkle as Judith Melnick. In the previous seasons, 1-8, Charlie Sheen plays Charlie but was “killed” on the series and replaced by Ashton Kutcher’s character as Walden.

Latest Episode to Watch

Two And A Half Men Season 9 Episode 24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Aired: May 14, 2012
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Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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List of episodes for Two And A Half Men

 Season 9

Season 9 Episode 24 : Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!05/14/2012

Season 9 Episode 23 : The Straw In My Donut Hole05/07/2012

Season 9 Episode 22 : Why We Gave Up Women04/30/2012

Season 9 Episode 21 : Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'04/16/2012

Season 9 Episode 20 : Grandma's Pie04/09/2012

Season 9 Episode 19 : Palmdale, Ech03/19/2012

Season 9 Episode 18 : The War Against Gingivitis02/27/2012

Season 9 Episode 17 : Not In My Mouth02/20/2012

Season 9 Episode 16 : Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy02/13/2012

Season 9 Episode 15 : The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack02/06/2012

Season 9 Episode 14 : A Possum on Chemo01/16/2012

Season 9 Episode 13 : Slowly and in a Circular Fashion01/02/2012

Season 9 Episode 12 : One False Move, Zimbabwe!12/12/2011

Season 9 Episode 11 : What a Lovely Landing Strip12/05/2011

Season 9 Episode 10 : A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes11/21/2011

Season 9 Episode 9 : Frodo's Headshots11/14/2011

Season 9 Episode 8 : Thank You For The Intercourse11/07/2011

Season 9 Episode 7 : Those Fancy Japanese Toilets10/31/2011

Season 9 Episode 6 : The Squat and The Hover10/24/2011

Season 9 Episode 5 : A Giant Cat Holding Churro10/17/2011

Season 9 Episode 4 : Nine Magic Fingers10/10/2011

Season 9 Episode 3 : Big Girls Don't Throw Food10/03/2011

Season 9 Episode 2 : People Who Love Peepholes09/26/2011

Season 9 Episode 1 : Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt09/19/2011

 Season 8

Season 8 Episode 16 : That Darn Priest02/14/2011

Season 8 Episode 15 : Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak02/07/2011

Season 8 Episode 14 : Lookin’ for Japanese Subs01/17/2011

Season 8 Episode 13 : Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup01/03/2011

Season 8 Episode 12 : Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead12/13/2010

Season 8 Episode 11 : Dead from the Waist Down

Season 8 Episode 10 : Ow, Ow, Don't Stop11/22/2010

Season 8 Episode 9 : A Good Time in Central Africa11/15/2010

Season 8 Episode 8 : Springtime on a Stick11/08/2010

Season 8 Episode 7 : The Crazy Bitch Gazette11/01/2010

Season 8 Episode 6 : Twanging Your Magic Clanger10/25/2010

Season 8 Episode 5 : The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel10/18/2010

Season 8 Episode 4 : Hookers, Hookers, Hookers10/11/2010

Season 8 Episode 3 : A Pudding-Filled Cactus10/04/2010

Season 8 Episode 2 : A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer09/27/2010

Season 8 Episode 1 : Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud09/20/2010

 Season 7

Season 7 Episode 22 : This Is Not Gonna End Well05/24/2010

Season 7 Episode 21 : Gumby with a Pokey05/17/2010

Season 7 Episode 20 : I Called Him Magoo05/10/2010

Season 7 Episode 19 : Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave04/12/2010

Season 7 Episode 18 : Ixnay on the Oggie Day03/22/2010

Season 7 Episode 17 : I Found Your Moustache03/08/2010

Season 7 Episode 16 : Tinkle Like a Princess03/01/2010

Season 7 Episode 15 : Aye, Aye, Captain Douche02/08/2010

Season 7 Episode 14 : Crude and Uncalled For02/01/2010

Season 7 Episode 13 : Yay, No Polyps!01/18/2010

Season 7 Episode 12 : Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste01/11/2010

Season 7 Episode 11 : Warning, It’s Dirty12/14/2009

Season 7 Episode 10 : That's Why They Call It Ball Room12/07/2009

Season 7 Episode 9 : Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair11/23/2009

Season 7 Episode 8 : Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.11/16/2009

Season 7 Episode 7 : Untainted by Filth11/09/2009

Season 7 Episode 6 : Give Me Your Thumb11/02/2009

Season 7 Episode 5 : For the Sake of the Child10/19/2009

Season 7 Episode 4 : Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator10/12/2009

Season 7 Episode 3 : Mmm, fish. Yum.10/05/2009

Season 7 Episode 2 : Whipped Unto the Third Generation09/28/2009

Season 7 Episode 1 : 818-jklpuzo09/21/2009

 Season 6

Season 6 Episode 24 : Baseball Was Better with Steroids05/18/2009

Season 6 Episode 23 : Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth05/11/2009

Season 6 Episode 22 : Sir Lancelot's Litter Box05/04/2009

Season 6 Episode 21 : Above Exalted Cyclops04/27/2009

Season 6 Episode 20 : Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau04/13/2009

Season 6 Episode 19 : The Two Finger Rule03/30/2009

Season 6 Episode 18 : My Son's Enormous Head03/16/2009

Season 6 Episode 17 : The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?03/09/2009

Season 6 Episode 16 : She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime03/02/2009

Season 6 Episode 15 : I'd Like to Start with the Cat02/09/2009

Season 6 Episode 14 : David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie02/02/2009

Season 6 Episode 13 : I Think You Offended Don01/19/2009

Season 6 Episode 12 : Thank God for Scoliosis01/12/2009

Season 6 Episode 11 : The Devil’s Lube12/15/2008

Season 6 Episode 10 : He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited12/08/2008

Season 6 Episode 9 : The Mooch at the Boo11/24/2008

Season 6 Episode 8 : Pinocchio’s Mouth11/17/2008

Season 6 Episode 7 : Best H.O. Money Can Buy11/10/2008

Season 6 Episode 6 : It's Always Nazi Week11/03/2008

Season 6 Episode 5 : A Jock Strap in Hell10/20/2008

Season 6 Episode 4 : The Flavin' and the Mavin10/13/2008

Season 6 Episode 3 : Damn You, Eggs Benedict10/06/2008

Season 6 Episode 2 : Pie Hole, Herb09/29/2008

Season 6 Episode 1 : Taterhead Is Our Love Child09/22/2008

 Season 5

Season 5 Episode 19 : Waiting for the Right Snapper05/19/2008

Season 5 Episode 18 : If My Hole Could Talk05/12/2008

Season 5 Episode 17 : Fish in a Drawer05/05/2008

Season 5 Episode 16 : Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty04/28/2008

Season 5 Episode 15 : Rough Night in Hump Junction04/21/2008

Season 5 Episode 14 : Winky-Dink Time04/14/2008

Season 5 Episode 13 : The Soil is Moist03/31/2008

Season 5 Episode 12 : A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh03/24/2008

Season 5 Episode 10 : Kinda Like Necrophilia11/26/2007

Season 5 Episode 9 : Tight's Goo11/19/2007

Season 5 Episode 8 : Is There a Mrs. Waffles?11/12/2007

Season 5 Episode 7 : Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room11/05/2007

Season 5 Episode 6 : Help Daddy Find His Toenail10/29/2007

Season 5 Episode 5 : Putting Swim Fins on a Cat10/22/2007

Season 5 Episode 4 : City of Great Racks10/15/2007

Season 5 Episode 3 : Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo10/08/2007

Season 5 Episode 2 : Media Room Slash Dungeon10/01/2007

Season 5 Episode 1 : Large Birds, Spiders and Mom09/24/2007

 Season 4

Season 4 Episode 24 : Prostitutes and Gelato05/14/2007

Season 4 Episode 23 : Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin05/07/2007

Season 4 Episode 22 : Mr. McGlue's Feedbag04/30/2007

Season 4 Episode 21 : Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous04/23/2007

Season 4 Episode 20 : Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot04/16/2007

Season 4 Episode 19 : Smooth as a Ken Doll04/09/2007

Season 4 Episode 18 : It Never Rains in Hooterville03/19/2007

 Season 5

Season 5 Episode 11 : Meander to Your Dander03/17/2007

 Season 4

Season 4 Episode 17 : I Merely Slept with a Commie02/26/2007

Season 4 Episode 16 : Young People Have Phlegm Too02/19/2007

Season 4 Episode 15 : My Damn Stalker02/12/2007

Season 4 Episode 14 : That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami02/05/2007

Season 4 Episode 13 : Don't Worry, Speed Racer01/22/2007

Season 4 Episode 12 : Castrating Sheep in Montana01/08/2007

Season 4 Episode 11 : Walnuts and Demerol12/11/2006

Season 4 Episode 10 : Kissing Abe Lincoln11/27/2006

Season 4 Episode 9 : Corey's Been Dead for an Hour11/20/2006

Season 4 Episode 8 : Release the Dogs11/13/2006

Season 4 Episode 7 : Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head11/06/2006

Season 4 Episode 6 : Apologies for the Frivolity10/23/2006

Season 4 Episode 5 : A Live Woman of Proven Fertility10/16/2006

Season 4 Episode 4 : A Pot Smoking Monkey10/09/2006

Season 4 Episode 3 : The Sea is a Harsh Mistress10/02/2006

Season 4 Episode 2 : Who's Vod Kanockers?09/25/2006

Season 4 Episode 1 : Working for Caligula09/18/2006

 Season 3

Season 3 Episode 24 : That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite05/22/2006

Season 3 Episode 23 : Arguments for the Quickie05/15/2006

Season 3 Episode 22 : Just Once with Aunt Sophie05/08/2006

Season 3 Episode 21 : And the Plot Moistens05/01/2006

Season 3 Episode 20 : Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro04/24/2006

Season 3 Episode 19 : Golly Moses, She's a Muffin04/10/2006

Season 3 Episode 18 : The Spit-Covered Cobbler03/20/2006

Season 3 Episode 17 : The Unfortunate Little Schnauser03/13/2006

Season 3 Episode 16 : Ergo, the Booty Call03/06/2006

Season 3 Episode 14 : Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded02/06/2006

Season 3 Episode 13 : Humiliation is a Visual Medium01/23/2006

Season 3 Episode 12 : That Special Tug01/09/2006

Season 3 Episode 11 : Santa's Village of the Damned10/19/2005

Season 3 Episode 10 : Something Salted and Twisted11/28/2005

Season 3 Episode 9 : Madame and Her Special Friend11/21/2005

Season 3 Episode 8 : That Voodoo That I Do Do11/14/2005

Season 3 Episode 7 : Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop11/07/2005

Season 3 Episode 6 : Hi, Mr. Horned One10/24/2005

Season 3 Episode 5 : We Called it Mr. Pinky10/17/2005

Season 3 Episode 4 : Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs10/10/2005

Season 3 Episode 3 : Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark10/03/2005

Season 3 Episode 2 : Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover09/26/2005

Season 3 Episode 1 : Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts09/19/2005

 Season 2

Season 2 Episode 24 : Does This Smell Funny to You?05/23/2005

Season 2 Episode 23 : Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab05/16/2005

Season 2 Episode 22 : That Old Hose Bag is My Mother05/09/2005

Season 2 Episode 21 : A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On05/02/2005

Season 2 Episode 20 : I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey04/18/2005

Season 2 Episode 19 : A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise03/21/2005

Season 2 Episode 18 : It Was 'Mame,' Mom03/07/2005

 Season 3

Season 3 Episode 15 : My Tongue is Meat02/27/2006

 Season 2

Season 2 Episode 17 : Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!02/21/2005

Season 2 Episode 16 : Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?02/14/2005

Season 2 Episode 15 : Smell the Umbrella Stand02/07/2005

Season 2 Episode 14 : Those Big Pink Things with Coconut01/31/2005

Season 2 Episode 13 : Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)01/17/2005

Season 2 Episode 12 : A Lungful of Alan01/03/2005

Season 2 Episode 11 : Last Chance to See Those Tattoos12/13/2004

Season 2 Episode 10 : The Salmon Under My Sweater11/29/2004

Season 2 Episode 9 : Yes, Monsignor11/22/2004

Season 2 Episode 8 : Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers11/15/2004

Season 2 Episode 7 : A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana11/08/2004

Season 2 Episode 6 : The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance10/25/2004

Season 2 Episode 5 : Bad News from the Clinic?10/18/2004

Season 2 Episode 4 : Go Get Mommy's Bra10/11/2004

Season 2 Episode 3 : A Bag Full of Jawea10/04/2004

Season 2 Episode 2 : Enjoy Those Garlic Balls09/27/2004

Season 2 Episode 1 : Back Off, Mary Poppins09/20/2004

 Season 1

Season 1 Episode 24 : Can You Feel My Finger?05/24/2004

Season 1 Episode 23 : Just Like Buffalo05/17/2004

Season 1 Episode 22 : My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet05/10/2004

Season 1 Episode 21 : No Sniffing, No Wowing05/03/2004

Season 1 Episode 20 : Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark04/19/2004

Season 1 Episode 19 : I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You03/22/2004

Season 1 Episode 18 : An Old Flame with a New Wick03/01/2004

Season 1 Episode 17 : Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats02/23/2004

Season 1 Episode 16 : That Was Saliva, Alan02/16/2004

Season 1 Episode 15 : Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick02/09/2004

Season 1 Episode 14 : I Can't Afford Hyenas02/02/2004

Season 1 Episode 13 : Sarah Like Puny Alan01/12/2004

Season 1 Episode 12 : Camel Filters and Pheromones01/05/2004

Season 1 Episode 11 : Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor12/15/2003

Season 1 Episode 10 : Merry Thanksgiving11/24/2003

Season 1 Episode 9 : Phase One, Complete11/17/2003

Season 1 Episode 8 : Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful11/10/2003

Season 1 Episode 7 : If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake11/03/2003

Season 1 Episode 6 : Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?10/27/2003

Season 1 Episode 5 : The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump10/20/2003

Season 1 Episode 4 : If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Ta...10/13/2003

Season 1 Episode 3 : Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell10/06/2003

Season 1 Episode 2 : Big Flappy Bastards09/29/2003

Season 1 Episode 1 : Pilot09/22/2003

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